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Welcome to Interplanetary Pants Museum visitor services. You are in queue. A certified docent will be with you shortly. If you are visiting about the Inexplicable Pair, please be patient. These conversations take longer than average.

11:07 AM

The visitor ahead of you has questions about the Inexplicable Pair. This is the third visitor today with questions about the Inexplicable Pair. We are beginning to think the Pair is generating inquiries. We are noting this in the curatorial file.

11:19 AM

Dr. Osei-Frempong will be with you now. If your inquiry is about the Inexplicable Pair, she has read all 47 pages. She will share what she can. She finds the experience clarifying in ways that are difficult to articulate.

11:31 AM