Preserving Textile Heritage Across the Solar System
Interplanetary Pants Museum
The foremost institution dedicated to the acquisition, preservation, and exhibition of legwear from across the solar system. Founded to ensure that the textile traditions of humanity — and others, should they emerge — are not lost to time, distance, or atmospheric reentry.
Current Exhibitions
On view through the indefinite future
400+
Garments in permanent collection
8
Represented orbital zones
3
Garments with disputed provenance
1
Inexplicable pair (see Origins)
Collection Highlights
Callisto Field Trousers
[Photography permitted
without flash]
Callisto Field Trousers
Jovian survey · Accession 0047
Jovian Work Trousers
[Provenance: disputed]
Jovian Work Trousers (Attr.)
Origin unknown · Accession 0112
The Inexplicable Pair
[Do not touch]
The Inexplicable Pair
Material unknown · Founding collection
Become a Member
Members receive access to the full digital collection, priority booking for docent-led tours, invitations to exhibition openings, and — when available — the 47-page Inexplicable Pair curatorial file. Annual membership supports the collection's continued preservation and acquisition programs.
Suggested annual contribution: $60 individual · $100 household · $250 patron
Planning a Visit?
The museum is not physically accessible to most visitors due to its location. We are working on this. In the meantime, our digital collection is comprehensive, and our gift shop ships anywhere.